Demi Moore hit the big five-oh this weekend. Which makes her officially 40 years older than her mental age. But even stupid Demi knows you can't celebrate turning 50 by doing Whip-Its with high school kids. That's cool at 49 but at 50? It's kind of embarrassing. So it was off to Abu Dhabi instead. Do they even know about Whip-Its over there? I think they inhale camel farts instead. That's when you know you're desperate for a good time. When you're willing to stick your face in a camel's ass just for a buzz. I'd rather inhale Nicolas Cage fumes.
I don't know what Demi actually did in Abu Dhabi. The story says she relaxed with friends at a "luxe" hideaway. So she hunkered down with some other rich people and did rich people stuff. They all sat around telling Demi how great she looks. How her whole life is still ahead of her. How that asshole Ashton doesn't know what he's missing. It was a lie-fest.
Source:
http://www.thedailycrabbie.com/2012/11/demi-moore-ran-off-to-abu-dhabi-to.html